Goyavoyage's den

Celebrating 30 years of Pokémon in the one way that matters

a text message from the sender (me), with a poorly-taken picture of Mega-Absol Z in a Pokémon encyclopedia, along with the text "what if"

a second text message with a poorly-taken picture, this time of Mega-Mawile, with the text "these two"

two more text messages with Mega-Absol and Mega-Mawhile pasted onto each other as if kissing, with two different attempts. Text, continuing: "kissed (handful of flustered emojis)" / "don't mind me i am only living my wildest fantasies right now"

the text messages continue: "to be two cosmic horror lesbian chimeras........ kissing..............." / "what a celebration of 30 years of pokemon"

a poorly-taken picture of a drawing by hand of Mega-Absol and Mega-Mawile kissing, with the text "I am a perfectly well-balanced individual and I can be trusted with your Pokémon projects"

the Mega-Absol and Mega-Mawile kiss, improved, colorized

I am normal about this sudden idea that hit me like lightning this morning. I am absolutely normal. Also thank you for this improvized attempt at drawing Mega-Absol that made me realize they were literally a bisexual flag.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to dedicate a few braincells to thinking about them for a while.

#pokémon #sillyposting #yuri